Collection: Maximum Bob's T-Shirts

Maximum Bob's Beans can go in your mouth, but also on your body...

Made with 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton.

Perfect for casual and semi-formal settings like blood rituals and Parent/Teacher conferences. Crew neckline adds a classic style that's more comfortable than a duct tape noose!!

Made in the US and internationally in humane, no-sweat-shop, sustainable ways and is part of the Fair Labor Association as well as Platinum WRAP certified. That's like plastic wrap for a corpse, but better!

The printed labels minimize skin irritations. (I have tools that maximize skin irritations.)